I always thought It’s Only Rock n Roll by The Rolling Stones was a MAP song in disguise.
Can’t ya see this ole boy is getting lonely.
If I could stick a knife in my heart
Suicide right on stage
Would it be enough for your teenage lust
Would it help to ease the pain?
Ease your brain?
I even made up new lyrics that are a little more fitting:
I said I know, she’s only twelve years old, but I like her.
I like her, like her, yes I do.